potatoes win because they taste way better in almost every form. You can fry them, roast them, bake them, or even make chips. Cucumbers? At best, they’re just crunchy water for salads.

Potato: Can be fries, chips, mash,, vodka even.
Cucumber: Just sits in salad looking wet.

Potato: People fight over the last French fry.
Cucumber: People fight to avoid it in burgers.

Potato: King of snacks, festivals, street food.
Cucumber: Gym bros’ water bottle decoration.

Potato: Hot, crispy, golden.
Cucumber: Cold, slimy, green disappointment.

waiting for your reply cucumber boy