Why does every shonen MC have the WORST dad imaginable? Like bro… just raise your kid.

Minato (Naruto) – Sealed a literal demon fox inside his newborn son and then died immediately.
“You’ll figure it out, son 👍” 🦊💀

Ging Freecss (HxH) –
“When you are born, you will be Gon… and I will be gone.”
Man turned fatherhood into a side quest 🏃‍♂️

Dragon (One Piece) – All evidence suggests Luffy was made by accident and Dragon said:
“Revolution first, childrens later.” 🌪️🗿

Isshin Kurosaki (Bleach) – Didn’t explain anything, let Ichigo discover the entire Bleach lore himself ( he was traumatized ) .
Fatherhood = group project, no instructions ⚔️

Yuji Itadori (JJK) – Bro's dad saw kenjaku and folded without second thought 😭

Asta (Black Clover) – Ma boy doesnt even have a dad . 😭😭

Goku (DB) – Went to buy milk and never returned ( came back after his children's are grown up )
Bro is scared of child support😭😭

Deku (MHA) – Dad so absent even the author forgot him.
His mom got caught stray by Zoro 💀